I came multiple times!

So from the last mission, we started to get to know the fruits of our labour. Hazel met Dave from the party and they have sort of starting dating after that. Dave is this very tall but skinny guy who works as an accountant in a medium sized firm. He seems very nice but has this weird way of talking about what he likes in his life, that leads to endless mumblings after a while – sounds something like someone talking to himself? And when I commented “Do all accountants talk like that?” he got annoyed and told Hazel in private that I am too stuck up for his liking so we never met again. Beats me??!

From Hazel’s point of view, Dave seems to be a very nice guy and she is growing fond of him every time they meet. "He seems really nice and genuine you know, kisses really well to." Well, all I can say is that, “We’ll see after the sex”.

But sex, in Joe’s book, is the first thing you do before you do the dating. The first time they fucked was the day they met. Felix did well though, that’s why they are still fucking. In Joe’s exact words – “Felix is what I call a modern man. One with a big tool and skills to match. We have been doing each other for a month now and it is still exciting!”

I really had to ask then “What constitutes excitement? Pray tell!”

Joe gave us a complete picture.

“Felix would meet me at a bar and then pretend to pick me up for the first time. He will be daring and bold and start feeling me at our table, putting his hands beneath my skirt, licking my chest, kissing my ears while whispering naughty stuff like “ I cant wait to put my growing cock into your wet pussy” Of course, we adjourned to the toilet and did the deed coz none of us can make it back to my house.

Then the other time he came very unexpectedly to my house. When I opened the door, he pinned me down to the floor, pretending to be a rapist. He tied me to my study table, asked me to shut up and obey or he will slap me – which he did when I started struggling in pretense. But it was so kinky! He was wearing a mask and all, keeps telling me not to struggle and then he just tore my panties off and fucked me so hard, I came multiple times! It was totally refreshing.”

After her stories, we had mixed feelings of happiness and dejection. Happy for her but fell very short in comparison. None of our sex lives were as exciting. Hell, some of us have none to start with!